He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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