Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He did a backflip because drugs
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