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(801): View more from Utah

My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv

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(334): View more from Alabama

you're like a bully in the Christmas story

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(502): View more from Kentucky

people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.

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(915): View more from Texas

so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on

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who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me

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(806): View more from Texas

and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...

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(509): View more from Washington

She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center

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(925): View more from California

I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!

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