chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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