i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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