absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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