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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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