the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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