idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Let's paint friendship bongs
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Dicks are not precious.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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