"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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