So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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