Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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