did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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