You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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