Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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