Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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