im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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