Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Randomize
