I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Floor bacon is actually really good
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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