the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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