Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
