Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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