i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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