his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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