i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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