the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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