i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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