Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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