im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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