I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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