Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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