so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Randomize
