The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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