It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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