it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
the raccoons are back...
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