is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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