I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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