Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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