Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I see more hoeing in ur future
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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