Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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