My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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