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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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