Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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