bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
