someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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