At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
