Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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