he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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