...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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