i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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