All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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