no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I understand Curling. That high.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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