Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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