You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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